Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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