I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
When are your genitals available?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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