Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you have to choose: penises or morals?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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