How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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