found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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