And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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