Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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