IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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