Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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