Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
The ass gains better be worth it
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