I wanna bring you to show and tell
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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