We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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