WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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