Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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