At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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