Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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