And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Shame is for Republicans.
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