idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
