I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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