It's Friday. Sex?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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