Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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