her vagine was all disorganized.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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