YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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