He asked to "fluff my boner.."
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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