The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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