why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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