I think I just saw someone hide a body.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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