haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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