she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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