Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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