please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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