HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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