OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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