the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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