you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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