i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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