i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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