doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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