You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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