What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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