Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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