The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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