she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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