So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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