hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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