Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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