And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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