Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you mean i was at the winter classic?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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