I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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