Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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