My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
