So gin and wine won't be happening again
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
