Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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