...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
sarcasm needs its own font
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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