thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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